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    03-10 08:50 PM
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  • chanduv23
    02-07 12:23 PM
    We have only one life and we must do whatever it takes to help ourselves in the right direction.

    IV is taking up all these wonderful efforts and we must all help to make this campaign a huge success.

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  • saturnring11
    12-21 09:04 AM
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  • vvicky72
    12-10 07:53 PM
    Does anyone know if we need any special visa for working in Canada if you have a US GC?





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  • Hello_Hello
    11-08 11:11 AM
    Were you joking or you really meant what you wrote ?
    Do you think anyone will even mention (hopefully get solutions) the eb backlogs to the President when he is touring India? Do you think anything good might come out of it for us?



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  • Blog Feeds
    03-03 11:40 AM
    Immigration Visa Attorney Blog Has Just Posted the Following:
    When the Senate advanced the job-creation bill last week, employers were given the signal that hiring tax incentives are on the horizon. Perhaps in a nod to the Administration's No. 1 priority of creating jobs for unemployed Americans, the USCIS has just announced a forum on the EB-5 immigrant investor program. In the last year, and as recently as December 2009 (http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.eb1d4c2a3e5b9ac89243c6a7543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=facb83453d4a3210VgnVCM100000b92ca60aRCR D&vgnextchannel=facb83453d4a3210VgnVCM100000b92ca60a RCRD), the USCIS issued updated guidance on I-526 and I-829 filings (http://www.uscis.gov/files/nativedocuments/eb5_17jun09.pdf) so that USCIS adjudications could make decisions with clarity and consistency, allowing investors to make job creation through the EB-5 program a reality soon as possible. These are all indications that this is the time for foreign investors to again bring private enterprise to our great nation.

    The upcoming USCIS EB-5 forum is only open to attorneys representing these so-called "million dollar investors." Fong & Chun attorneys will be in attendance and ready to present concerns facing our clients as well as potential issues for those investors considering the EB-5 program.

    It is true that the EB-5 investors greencard process is often called "hypertechnical," and has in the past been plagued by administrative delay and inconsistent treatment. But I believe that the view of recent USCIS' actions, the agency is acknowledging just how critical the EB-5 investors program is to our nation's economic recovery. For each EB-5 investment, 10 full-time jobs must be created, and that means 10 more working Americans. Call Fong & Chun, LLP if you would like to discuss how you can start investing in America. ---ecf









    More... (http://www.immigrationvisaattorneyblog.com/2010/03/job-creation-options-for-forei.html)





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  • justin150377
    07-10 01:00 AM
    and take jobs away from the US (Microsoft)...what are canadians thinking??

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    05-30 07:41 AM
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  • vin69
    02-10 07:21 AM
    Hi ,
    Does it impact I140 processing if i am outside US and worked with same employer in India ?
    I have left for india assignment after concurrent filing (I 485 + I 140)
    for 4 weeks and joined back in US for different assignment last year after July filings.
    But i have maintained my old residence status and applied for change of address when i came on different assignment and loaction in US.

    Has any one experienced similar situation ?
    Does on US payroll becoming inactive for some duration ( in my case 4 weeks) make the I40 processing questionable ?
    Can anyone advise ?

    Thanks in advance,

    Vin69



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  • billu
    07-30 08:19 PM
    My in-laws got their visa at new delhi consulate on friday. they had appointment in english at new delhi. I had been looking for hindi appt dates at new delhi since june mid every day for 6-7 hours at morning and evening but could not get any hindi dates. Finally, had to book english dates on july 23 for july 30 appointment. here is my in-laws' experience:

    first, they had a VO who asked them qs in english with accent. they were not able to understand a thing, so they requested him to ask qs in hindi after which he asked them to go to another counter where a young guy asked them qs in hindi. he was very polite and smiling all the time.

    VO: Show me ur daughter's visa
    we did not send them my wife's visa since i was sponsoring them.
    Dad: We do not have daughter's visa. Here is son-in-law's visa

    VO looked at the visa (I-797 and visa stamp copy), checked in computer for 4-5 mins and then asked
    VO: Was it an arranged marriage?
    Dad: Yes
    VO: Tell me more about the process.
    Dad: It was arranged marriage. My son-in-law's parents contacted us and then the girl and boy met each other and .....he described the process of arranged marriage.

    VO smiled and asked: What do you do?
    Dad: I am a businessman.
    VO: What kind of business you do?
    Dad told about his business

    VO: Aapka Visa Manzoor ho gaya hai (Your visa has been approved).





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  • mirage
    07-10 11:12 AM
    Guys,
    AILF is seeking plantiffs. Please show some spine & courage. If your employment history and everything on your green card file is clean, volunteer for becoming plantiff. I have a gap in employment otherwise I would have surely volunteered.



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  • averagedesi
    07-18 12:57 PM
    Looks like I am the only one in this situation... rough!





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  • martinvisalaw
    07-15 12:36 PM
    Hello,

    Can someone give me a brief idea as to how long it takes for the USCIS to respond to an MTR? I think I read somewhere that they respond within 60 days. Is that accurate? My MTR was filed 2 months back & I have not yet heard back from the USCIS. It was filed at TSC.

    Thanks,

    MTRs can take months or years. There is no 60-day processing time. The prior poster's answer of a few years is not unusual.



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  • greenmonster
    03-26 02:37 PM
    Hello,

    I need your advice / opinion on the below scenario...

    I and my wife are both employed at the same company, currently on H1.
    I am the primary for our GC processing; my wife is dependent on me with regards to GC.
    We both got our EAD and AP. 140 approved in May 2007, 485 Filed in Aug 2007.

    I have submitted I-9 to the company in order to be on EAD status.

    I am planning to have my Wife resign from the current employer and work for a diff company/vendor by using EAD.

    Questions: 1.Does the above scenario bring up any issues with regards to our work status or any other issues with the current employer or to the GC process?

    2. Can I work on a part time project?

    Please advice





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  • chanduv23
    09-16 03:02 PM
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  • h1bwala
    12-09 03:17 PM
    Hi

    Here is my situation . My visa status is H1b and i was laid off by a well-known software company and my termination date was 30th Oct 2009 .
    I approached a software consultancy and they filed a LCA petition on 3rd Nov 2009 and applied for H1b transfer on 10th Nov 2009 . They received the EAC petition number on 3rd December 2009 . Meanwhile they kept trying a project for me . I have following queries

    1. As i am not getting any salary from 1st Nov 2009 , what is my legal status ? Am i out of status and till what time i could stay here ? What could be effects if i stay here for long without project and salary?

    2. Am i entitled to get any salary from current company (software consultancy) ? If yes , when shall they start paying me ?Can they really force me legally to stay here without salary as they might have an excuse that H1 is still not transferred and i am not their employee right now ? I want to add one point here their offer letter states that starting date would be 1st Nov subject to legal H1 transfer.

    3. What are my legal rights if software consultancy company forces me to stay here without any pay stub ? Please tell me my options.


    Thanks





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  • realist
    12-07 10:35 AM
    The DREAM Act could come up for a cloture vote as early as this week, but faces tough opposition from Republicans -- including a few who, like McCain, previously supported the bill.

    Some will likely vote against the DREAM Act citing timing. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) plans to bring up the bill for a cloture vote as early as Wednesday, but all 42 Republican senators have said they would filibuster any bills not related to tax cuts.

    As the Senate struggles to come to agreement on the tax cuts and other issues, the DREAM Act could lose its few Republican supporters. Sen. Richard Lugar (R-Ind.), a co-sponsor of the DREAM Act, would vote against the bill if it came up this week, spokesman Mark Helmke said.

    "You have to handle the spending bills, tax legislation and START first," Helmke said. "If we get those three things, he's willing to stay in and take up the DREAM Act."

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/06/mccain-shoots-down-dream-_n_792809.html
    Others Republican senators oppose the bill on its substance, even those who supported previous iterations of the bill. McCain now supports increased border enforcement and argues the border should be secured before the Senate can take up immigration issues such as the DREAM Act. Buchanan, his spokeswoman, attributed McCain's change in position to the increase in drug cartel violence in Mexico near the United States border.

    Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) was an original sponsor of the bill in 2001. Earlier in the year, he seemed supportive of the DREAM Act when he was asked about the bill at a town hall meeting.





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  • Eli2007
    09-24 06:09 PM
    Does anyone know how much time Iahev to apply for the I-140 after the LC has been approved. I need help!!!





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    sbmallik
    06-08 10:07 AM
    Yes, you can return to the US with the same visa, as long as you are employed with the H-1B petitioner. It is better if you have some documentation about projects etc. There is no need to furnish pay stubs for the time you spent outside of US.



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